Mingle eats too much RAM

Posted by chetan
on Sunday, June 15

Before I started MingleServer


After I started MingleServer

Install couchdb on ubuntu hardy heron 8.04

Posted by chetan
on Sunday, June 15
Follow instructions below :-

Get couchdb wget http://couchdb.googlecode.com/files/couchdb-0.7.2.tar.gz tar -xzvf couchdb-0.7.2.tar.gz cd couchdb-0.7.2/

sudo apt-get install automake autoconf libtool subversion-tools help2man build-essential erlang libicu38 libicu-dev libreadline5-dev checkinstall libmozjs-dev

./configure
If everything goes fine

make && sudo make install 
Create user couchdb

sudo adduser couchdb
sudo mkdir -p /usr/local/var/lib/couchdb
sudo chown -R couchdb /usr/local/var/lib/couchdb
sudo mkdir -p /usr/local/var/log/couchdb
sudo chown -R couchdb /usr/local/var/log/couchdb
sudo mkdir -p /usr/local/var/run
sudo chown -R couchdb /usr/local/var/run
Copy couchdb init script to global so that it gets started on server startup

sudo cp /usr/local/etc/init.d/couchdb /etc/init.d/

sudo update-rc.d couchdb defaults

sudo /etc/init.d/couchdb start
Start browser and hit at http://localhost:5984/_utils/index.html

Newage Agile Product Managers – what the **** !!!

Posted by chetan
on Sunday, June 15
These are those product managers who came along wailing waterfall model and now struggle to learn and follow agile model but get everything wrong

One of them I experienced lately did everything is not agile but loved when called agile. This is how he managed an agile project

1. Fuck with requirements document; let’s have all the user stories spanned across various emails
2. I am too lazy to update wiki either
3. Fuck sprints and bloody iterations; develop and deploy daily
4. ARRRRGG!! Why developers prepare a timeline?
5. I am too lazy to manage QA; developer can you do it!!?
6. Let’s not differentiate tasks, tickets, change requests